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Conversations I have with my cows

Posted in Uncategorized on September 1st, 2013 by Carnivorous Kale – Comments Off on Conversations I have with my cows

“Mooo.”
“Yes, I know. As you can see, I’m working on that right now.”
Mooooooo!”
“Seriously, we just had this conversation. I’m working as quickly as I can. It’s not my fault that THAT cow,” *points* “fucks off through the fences if I don’t do them right. Maybe you should talk to her about that?”
“MOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!”
“Fuck you, cow.”