Archive for August, 2013

*twang*

Posted in Uncategorized on August 6th, 2013 by Carnivorous Kale – Comments Off on *twang*

Not playing the pedal steel anymore is interesting. I’m afraid that I’m like a kung-fu monk and that a honky-tonk band is going to approach me in their moment of direst need asking for help/twang and I’ll need to reluctantly pick up my bar, dust off my git-fiddle, and step on stage in order to save their village.

This will go badly, of course, because I no longer remember how to play the fucking thing.

Also, this is the result of an adulthood listening to Dale Watson and a childhood watching Toshiro Mifune movies. Seriously, who does that?

Euismod

Posted in Uncategorized on August 6th, 2013 by Carnivorous Kale – Comments Off on Euismod

I really want someone in a horror movie to read lorem ipsum as a dread incantation.

“Lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, consectetuer adipiscing elit, sed diam nonummy nibh euismod tincidunt ut laoreet dolore magna aliquam erat volutpat.”

*I’d* be scared of the euismod if nothing else. Those guys are tentacles all the way down. And not the good kind of tentacles.