Archive for May, 2013

Classification

Posted in Uncategorized on May 17th, 2013 by Carnivorous Kale – Comments Off on Classification

“What do kangaroos eat?”
“I don’t know. Grass?”
“Can you be a ruminant and a marsupial?”
“I don’t think so.”
“So, Linnean taxonomy doesn’t support polyhierarchy?”
“I don’t think so.”
“Lame.”

Fucking goats.

Posted in Uncategorized on May 14th, 2013 by Carnivorous Kale – Comments Off on Fucking goats.

Texts I’ve sent to my partner: “Your goat is pandering to the worst sort of stereotypes. She is in a yard full of lush grass and literally eating a cardboard box that a fuel pump came in.”

She (my wife that is) requested that I post this. Pretty sure the goat is a disinterested party as long as she gets her cardboard box.