Archive for December, 2011

2011

Posted in Uncategorized on December 20th, 2011 by Carnivorous Kale – 2 Comments

The year of the DFW novel I can’t quite get into and the Decemberists’ record I can’t quite stop listening to.
Pistol in lunch
And also the pistol in a lunchpail because, hey, someone’s got to kill the critters.

Stupid Sexy Flanders

Posted in Uncategorized on December 6th, 2011 by Carnivorous Kale – Comments Off on Stupid Sexy Flanders

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ob6P493tJko

Let your officers and commanders go.

A haiku in which I isolate myself forever, yet zuckerberg-free and basking in the liberty of 141 characters

Posted in Uncategorized on December 6th, 2011 by Carnivorous Kale – Comments Off on A haiku in which I isolate myself forever, yet zuckerberg-free and basking in the liberty of 141 characters

Fuck you, social media
No more patience for your crap
Market elsewhere, bitch

(Market zero, Smokey.)