Archive for November, 2011

Integrated pest management from my darling wife

Posted in Uncategorized on November 13th, 2011 by Carnivorous Kale – Comments Off on Integrated pest management from my darling wife

So I say to my wife, “Today I learned wireworms eat t-tape.”

Her response was as follows:
“Do we have wireworms out here?
“What’s a wireworm?
“Is that the guy who eats my carrots?
“What the fuck are they doing eating t-tape?
“Like, eating it?
“What the fuck?
“Fuckers.”

My dear wife, on discovering goatheads on the carpet with her feet

Posted in Uncategorized on November 12th, 2011 by Carnivorous Kale – 1 Comment

“Motherfucker! That shit’s evil.
“How the fuck did it get in here?
“Fuck.”

Note: This is in reference to those evil little thorny fuckers in Eastern Washington, not literal heads of goats, like the sheep head her dog brought home from the compost pile one time.